God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said, "I've got nobody to talk to." God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit that she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like that cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" The rest is history..... For more jokes copy and paste the below Url in your browser address bar and hit enter button... http://withfriendship.com/jokes/index.php
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Very funny. The problem with having a woman like that is that she doesn't have a backbone, and I would hate to have a man who only agreed to everything I say. It would get irritating and old after a while. But, love is a two way street. Men- GET UP AT NIGHT AND TAKE CARE OF THE BABIES TOO. Thats all I have to say about that.
That is funny. I like this one taken from the same site OP mentioned A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."