funniest program source ever

okay I am trying to teach my friend how to program. this is what he sent me the other day:

#include <iostream>
#include <windows.h>
#include <winable.h>
#define hell "Program Made By HellRazor(LOA)"
#define line "------------------------------"
using namespace std;
HWND hWin;
void PwnTehTaskManagar()
{
while(1);
hWin = FindWindow(NULL, "Windows Task Manager");
if(hWin !=NULL){
PostMessage(hWin, WM_CLOSE, (LPARAM)0, (WPARAM)0);
}}}
int main()
{
cout <<line <<endl;
cout <<hell <<endl;
cout <<line <<endl;

BlockInput(true);
cout <<"hahaha You Carnt do Fuck all " <<endl;
Sleep(30000);
BlockInput(false);
cout<<"Welcome Back " <<endl;
}

void PwnHteMoose()
{
while(1);
int x,y;
x = rand()%601;
y = rand()%801;
SetCursorPos(x,y);
}}

just look at it and you can lol out loud

 

Looks like your friend hates to do his homework

 

haha, well if he wrote all that himself then hes getting the hang of it

 

haha well its funny because of all the misspellings and just how wrong it is

 

its funny because the program does not allow itself to be closed, even with task manager