Two stories. Both very ridiculuous. Story 1: http://wusatv9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=52205 I didn't realize the pro-puppy and anti-puppy crowd were so big this year Story 2: (love your unibrow, don't photoshop it) http://santorumblog.com/index.php/2006/09/19/embracing-the-brow/ Image from a recent commercial. Actual image from the guy's website: It's only September. It's gonna be a long two months