Sounds like Adam was incapable of producing children; just see, he's dickless, so could he? I guess "Adam + Eve = Us" is a great hoax... i mean there are people believing in this hoax??? c'mon!
Jesus! You will be imprisoned or executed for doing all these now. -Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live... (Exodus 22: 18) -God sends two bears to rip up 42 little children for making fun of Elisha's bald head..(1 Kings 2, 23:24) -Beat your children hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.... (PROVERBS 23 13:14) -Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins ...(Numbers 31. 1-54)
sebastya, You know what? Hard-core christians never change. All you want to do is hang this non-christian man. Thanks FSM that we have laws on top of jesus. No, i don't hate Christians. Instead i love them that's why I introduced FSM. You should thank me! Got from amazon (Bible?): -Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live... (Exodus 22: 18) -Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live... (Exodus 22: 18)
Agreed... FSM looks and tastes much better than Jesus. All hail the flying spaghetti monster! So much for religious tolerance...
OMG! All this while I've been spending my time studying religion, how could I ignored the fact that FSM created this universe. FSM, please have some mercy on me....LOL! Joke of the century! Though it sounds a bit disrespect, but as someone said earlier, it is hilarious! LOL!
I'm never going to eat spaghetti again either and I'm going to start a boycott to see that no one can!
On the subject of intolerance. I have tolerance for any religion unless it is a religion that teaches intolerance and death to those who want to convert. If someone opened a church for Satin next door to my house, I would have no problem (lol, I would probably move) unless they tried to tell me I must follow them or die.
Laveyan satanism doesn't pay you to or care if you convert. You pay them to join the CoS if you're interested.
Some Christian guy shouted "You'll burn in hell if you don't trust in God." All noodles are sons of FSM...
Well then I will just declare Pizza the alternative Christian food to spaghetti! I like that better anyway, WITHOUT meatballs!
It’s disturbingly clear that most of you don’t realize what Christianity means and what is written in the bible. We don’t accept these things based on blind faith. Once you discover what this means, your FMS “joke†will no longer be so "hilarious"….
Oh gesh, lighten up meganerd! The God I worship has a sense of humor otherewise I could never be a Christian!