Well, if you believe your god created this universe, why couldn't my FSM? My God even looks better than yours. Before replying, take some time to do some homeworks. Join us at our one true church! Looks familair?
LMFAO, Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious. I love this site, I used to promote it a lot earlier. All hail the flying spaghetti monster! Thou shalt not blaspheme the Flying Spaghetti Monster!, for He, correction It is the true lord!
I was suddenly touched by his noodly appendage. So here i am showing how you can be touched too, ramen. All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I have some questions about your FSM: 1. Have there been any books written about FSM from mutiple witnesses? 2. Have any evidence from artifacts and testimonies in the book about FSM been recovered? 3. Has the religion of FSM withstood time and oppression? Finally, to be honest, mockery of Christianity makes you no better than a Christian attempting to force religion down your throat. All you're doing is helping both sides to not get along.
Well, i don't like people who ignore the fact that Flying Spaghetti Monster created this universe. How special is your god since it's collapsing and endlessly questioned?
There exists a website, not a book!!!!!!! Created On:24-Nov-2004 08:07:57 UTC But it sure is hilarious
I'd like to ram FSM down my throat, it's been at least 2 hours since lunch Sorry for offending followers of FSM
Weren't books writen by people? Can't people lie? The judge has ruled that christians [Kansas School Board] lied. We have millions of people all over the world witness His sighting, and got touched personally by Him. He even gave me a few hours to chat with him, how cool is that?
If you want to believe in the FSM that's your business. It does nothing to prove or disprove the existence of God. There are countless other examples of Gods.
Shrinkage. He probably just got through swimming, and/or it was real cold outside. Interestingly enough, cold seems to have the opposite effect on women.
Isn't that Adam the son of FSM? If he had had big dick, it would have been a little chaos before he ate the apple. (But Eve would love that)
So lame when God has human figure! It's like our duck has this figure: Absolutely hilarious... Well, if dogs had religion, they would be touched by a dog-figure God of their own. Believe it or not, they will claim the their Gog created this universe too. True? I don't think they would worship human-like god.
naaaa if they had to much time, they would be looking up porn, and whacking off all day. boys and thier toys
he must have been swimming in the artic, thats just how minej likes them under 9 years old, thats about that size huh?