As a Pastafarian, and member o' t' one and only true religion, I hope that you will respect t' religion o' T' Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, and wish us well on Talk Like a Pirate Day celebrated September 19th o' each year. If you would like t' explain how you were saved by convertin' t' FSM, please only use pirate language in this thread, out o' respect for his noodly goodness. If you need help, t' pirate translator be here. If you would like t' keep up with news on Talk Like a Pirate Day celebrations, it looks like thar be an official Facebook page as well. Wishin' a joyous holiday t' all o' me Pastafarian brothers and sisters. Ramen.
PIRATE SPEECH TRANSLATION AVAILABLE: http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php ENGLISH VERSION Well, you really cannot tell the folks to talk like a pirate without giving them the means to do it. Here is a website that will translate their speech into pirate speech. PIRATE TRANSLATION Arrr, well, you mightily cannot tell the folks t' talk like a pirate without gi'in' them the means t' do it. Har is a website that will translate their speech int' pirate speech. Aye.
All these f'cken languages and f'cken religeons. You f'cken should eat f'cken pasta and talk like a f'cken Soprano or else you'll f'cken sleep with the fishes. (official language of the NJ soprano high priestess and chief pizza maker)
Aye, my name is ol' Grimm, shiver me timbers! I find this tool 'ery entertainin', shiver me timbers! LOL Shivering me timbers! hahahaha
Arrrr, thanks Rob! Nice, LOL -- Any online translators for t' NJ soprano high priestess? Well, shiver me timbers! Here's photos t' celebrate Talk like a Pirate Day!!
Arrr, me am what I am T' Flyin' Spaghetti Monster Gar. Aye, obey me Aye, me parrot concurs. fastreplies LOL, Me can shpeak like t't witho't translator'arrr Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
Ahoy fastreplies! gar! It seems that you're back, gar! and may his Noodly Appandage meatball's give you infinite wisdom!
Arrr, i was sa'ed the day I realized that it was my duty t' honor the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster by consumin' copious amounts o' rum. Gar.
Arrr, tis' comfortin' t' know that Dp is full o' Flyin' Spaghetti Monster worshippers, argh! Aye, don't forget t' pray t' our Holy Flyin' Spaghetti Monster! Aye, our saucer which art in a colander, drainin' be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in hea'en. Gi'e us this day our daily sauce, and forgi'e us our lack o' piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not int' 'egetarianism, but deli'er us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, fore'er and e'er. R'amen. Gar. Arrr, an alternate prayer, with slightly more Piratical influence: Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy ser'in' come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they be on spoons. Gi'e us this day our garlic bread, And forgi'e us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not int' Kraft parmessan, But deli'er us from Chef Boy-ar-dee, For thine be Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for e'er and e'er. R'amen. Aye. Arrr, the final deformed/columbined reformed/combined 'ersion: Gar. Aye, our pasta, who art in a colander, drainin' be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Gi'e us this day our garlic bread, and forgi'e us our trespasses, as we forgi'e those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not int' 'egetarianism, but deli'er us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay lea'es, fore'er and e'er. R'amen. Gar. Ahoy, non-piratized prayer 'ersions har, only Flyin' Spaghetti Monster knows best. Gar.