I say "vote with your feet". France has been going steadily downhill since the Battle of Waterloo. Anyone with good sense will emigrate -- if they haven't already done so.
Mella recently made the hilarious comment that "the only thing France is good for is hosting an invasion".
Q. Why are the boulevards in Paris lined with trees? A. Because the Germans like to march in the shade.
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." — Dennis Miller