For all you marketing gurus...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S DIRECT MARKETING.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you, and says, he's fantastic in bed, THAT'S ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, hi, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S TELEMARKETING.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed. THAT'S BRAND RECOGNITION.

You hear about girls like this but never meet one. THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISEMENT.

 

if you meet a girl at a party and try to communicate and she slaps you real bad, that is known as coustomer feedback
cheers!

 

) And if you go directly in bed what that's called ? a succesfull advertising campaign

 

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!"

She turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!

That's competition eating into your market share.