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Bahaa! This board gets quite serious and is usually very focused, good to see some humor, your creativity is appreciated. Admittingly I read the first bit and was convinced this was crappy spam
I wonder if anyone read this to the end I stopped after I read the first line (right after the huge number of exclamation marks).
the best thing is that this url comes to DP forum - check this out.. and dude .. stop repeating the same phrase all the time. It isn't working like that :/
Does anyone actually understand that because I don't. It reads like it was written by a dyslexic article robot.
LOL, this is a good one. Frankly, all those sales pitches are the same. They replace a word or two, add colors, borders shades. Use double quotations for "authority", "from the desk of Super Duper" to impress a newbie . I guess it is quite simple to develop software that would create the landing pages. One click of a button and there you are - a super duper landing page with a huge number of exclamation marks is ready
Hahaha, I like it! Just like the actual terrible english used by some people in crappy products they're actually trying to sell!