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Discussion in 'ClickBank' started by gopher292, Oct 19, 2007.

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    buy this if you laughed. or this...or whatever... | "courtesy link"
     
    gopher292, Oct 19, 2007 IP
  2. Barry Scott

    Barry Scott Active Member

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    Love the 'sale'. I like the way it appears to have been translated or written while on crack, either way that has to be the funniest post i've ever read on DP. :D
     
    Barry Scott, Oct 19, 2007 IP
  3. eagles325

    eagles325 Active Member

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    #3
    Please post this on WarriorForum.com where it belongs...
     
    eagles325, Oct 19, 2007 IP
  4. cbdir

    cbdir Peon

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    #4
    too long for reading! and seen like a ad
     
    cbdir, Oct 19, 2007 IP
  5. NCMedia

    NCMedia Well-Known Member

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    Bahaa! This board gets quite serious and is usually very focused, good to see some humor, your creativity is appreciated. Admittingly I read the first bit and was convinced this was crappy spam ;)
     
    NCMedia, Oct 19, 2007 IP
  6. blastboy

    blastboy Peon

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    Lol, great one.
     
    blastboy, Oct 20, 2007 IP
  7. gopher292

    gopher292 Peon

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    #7
    ...review copy, anyone... :D
     
    gopher292, Nov 2, 2007 IP
  8. The Emirates Gallastico

    The Emirates Gallastico Banned

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    #8
    I will take a review copy.

    Please ship the monkey on crack to PO Box 214893, Dubai thanks :D
     
  9. baumann93

    baumann93 Peon

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    #9
    I wonder if anyone read this to the end :) I stopped after I read the first line (right after the huge number of exclamation marks).
     
    baumann93, Nov 2, 2007 IP
  10. SJappie

    SJappie Peon

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    #10
    rofl same here, saw some big letters and scary colors and skipped on to the 2nd post :p
     
    SJappie, Nov 2, 2007 IP
  11. john_80

    john_80 Well-Known Member

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    the best thing is that this url comes to DP forum - check this out.. and dude .. stop repeating the same phrase all the time. It isn't working like that :/
     
    john_80, Nov 3, 2007 IP
  12. aimtowin

    aimtowin Active Member

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    Does anyone actually understand that because I don't. It reads like it was written by a dyslexic article robot.
     
    aimtowin, Nov 3, 2007 IP
  13. baumann93

    baumann93 Peon

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    #13
    LOL, this is a good one. Frankly, all those sales pitches are the same. They replace a word or two, add colors, borders shades. Use double quotations for "authority", "from the desk of Super Duper" to impress a newbie :). I guess it is quite simple to develop software that would create the landing pages. One click of a button and there you are - a super duper landing page with a huge number of exclamation marks is ready :D
     
    baumann93, Nov 3, 2007 IP
  14. mojojuju

    mojojuju Peon

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    LOL! I was just going to say, "Is this the Warrior Forum?"
     
    mojojuju, Nov 3, 2007 IP
  15. GeorgR.

    GeorgR. Peon

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    my eyes !!!!!!!! :)
     
    GeorgR., Nov 3, 2007 IP
  16. Brandon Sheley

    Brandon Sheley Illustrious Member

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    #16
    nice affiliate links at the end of the post :rolleyes:
     
    Brandon Sheley, Nov 3, 2007 IP
  17. zingo

    zingo Peon

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    #17
    wow... that was some heavy shizzle man.
     
    zingo, Nov 4, 2007 IP
  18. JeremiaSK8

    JeremiaSK8 Active Member

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    OMG that was hilarious! :D:D:D
     
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  19. Hade

    Hade Active Member

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    #19
    Hahaha, I like it!
    Just like the actual terrible english used by some people in crappy products they're actually trying to sell!
     
    Hade, Nov 5, 2007 IP
  20. bigarte

    bigarte Peon

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    So funny I nearly wet myself laughing so hard. Well written mate.
     
    bigarte, Nov 5, 2007 IP