Five Blades?!

Pretty soon they'll have a razor w/ 35 blades. And all you'll have to do is touch your face with it two times.

http://news.com.com/2061-10801_3-5865633.html

 

"Introducing the Guillotine Razor by Gillette, Just chop year head clear off and never worry about shaving again"

 

You're looking pretty clean shaven in your avatar...you been trying the 5 blade razor out?

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
(it was in one of the comments)

 

That's funny, Deja!

Gillette sent me an Excel (razor) for my 18th birthday and I've been using their razors since.

I also bought their stock shortly after and made a few bucks. Gillette is the best!

 

I don't get the whole "put a battery in a wet shaver" kind of thing...

 

It’s about time they came out with 5 blades. It was taking forever to get my big balls baby smooth with 3 blades.

 

So you're one of those guys.

 

I hope you don't get the shakes while doing that.

 

Yeah. I mean they're not huge, but they're big.

 

Hodgedup, why are you shaving tennis balls anyway?

All I know is that I prefer the twin blade design but it's getting harder and harder to find the replacement blades for the pivoting razor handles.

 

The only thing I hate about the new blades are that they kept making newer razor blades so they keep increasing costs. It's crazy when they have to lock up razor blades because they cost more then the jewelry they sell at Wal-mart. I mean I think it costs me something like $2.21 every time I shave now.

 

They had a sketch on mad TV or saturday night live about that. Ended up having a 20 blade razor or something. I think on mad TV it was called the Spishak mach 20