Please complete the following test to become a certified Digital Point Playboy. 1. Men know what men want, women know what men want, and what we want ________________ 2. I am twenty years old virgin because ___________________ 3. Eat every meal as though it were your last because __________________ 4. Bise**ality doubles your chances of a _________________ 5. There are a number of mechanical devices that increase se**al arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the ______________________ 6. I know nothing about s*x because I was always_____________________ 7. A terrible thing happened to me last night again - ___________________ Please answer these questions 1. Define S*x? 2. What is meant by "ya ya ya ya , ohhhhh " ------------------------End---------------------------------------------
1. Men know what men want, women know what men want, and what we want _cause chicks are always right and are smarter than us studs.__ 2. I am [a] twenty years[sp] old virgin because __I'm a wacko and no chick would be with in 100 feet from me!!!__ er, it's a 29 year old virgin, not 20! And he hits 30 years old next month!!! 3. Eat every meal as though it were your last because __wackos are going to take over da world__ 4. Bise**ality doubles your chances of a ___hernia___ 5. There are a number of mechanical devices that increase se**al arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the __master debator__ 6. I know nothing about s*x because I was always__a virgin, until death dust virginity depart___ 7. A terrible thing happened to me last night again - ___I had a not so dry... dream.__ Please answer these questions 1. Define S*x? *** is when the chicks spermatozoon (sperm) interacts with the stud muffins egg. Then they continue on da long road of da birds and da bees. 2. What is meant by "ya ya ya ya , ohhhhh " *yawn* Wake me up when I see a good DP test!
OMG Nintendo! You're already turning 30 next month? PM me your address and I'll send someone to give you a home service. lol
Send me that address 2, I will get someone for you, either a girl, guy, animal, which do you prefer? lol j/k.
1. Men know what men want, women know what men want, and what we want whatever they allow us to think we want 2. I am twenty years old virgin because I am a lying 45 yr old 3. Eat every meal as though it were your last because the way my wife cooks it might well be 4. Bise**ality doubles your chances of a damb ASS child 5. There are a number of mechanical devices that increase se**al arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the size of a mans wallet 6. I know nothing about s*x because I was alwaysclose my eyes 7. A terrible thing happened to me last night again - I slept with a married woman! Please answer these questions 1. Define S*x? I would but it has been so long since I had it I can't even remember who gets tied up first 2. What is meant by "ya ya ya ya , ohhhhh " It means you sobered up half way through s*x with an ugly woman ------------------------End---------------------------------------------