One day 2 policemen were catching a thief but they failed to catch, So police inspector send a havaldar after him. After an hour havaldar returned and said. Havaldar: I missed him but I got his fingure prints. Inspector: Very good, but tell me where are the prints? Havaldar: On my cheeks!
haha, that is a good one. A man who was window-shopping heard a person from inside the shop shout that his car was being stolen. The man turns around and sees the car being driven away by the thief. The window-shopper goes into the shop and announces, "Don't worry. I've noted the car's number"