Feel like a woman.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by cloudybutnice, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. #1
    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
    turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
    struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
    Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to
    die!"she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
    earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has
    ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE
    on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

    For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
    peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
    the plane.
    Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel
    like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long,
    flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
    unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
    The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger
    approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as
    he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling
    woman, and whispers:






    "Iron this." ;)
     
    cloudybutnice, Jul 12, 2006 IP
  2. GADOOD

    GADOOD Peon

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    Tee hee! :)

    Pete
     
    GADOOD, Jul 12, 2006 IP