I just tested on my kids. One almost threw up (8 year old girl) and my boy (10) dove for cover behind the leather couch. My Son said "what the heck dad?!" as he breathed heavy through his Polo t-shirt. My daughter's skin still looks gray! I told them I am testing 'Homeland Security Local' and the so0ner the better. I will see if over time there is any long-term effect to the children.
I had an "issue" a few years back. I was working on a roof in the wind and it was so bad the guy working on the other side of the roof pitch stood up and was freaked out by the smell. It was scary - I could have bottled that up as a WMD. I had the problem for about 1 week. I wanted to go buy a gas mask it was so bad.
Roof? Where is a man to run? Good one! Could you imagine if he rolled off and died and the media got a hold of it? There is nothing wrong with a little local WMD brother!
That's what's so funny, he was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, dazed, confused and blinded - he couldn't find the ladder. I am surprised he didn't fall off, since he did fall off a house we were putting vinyl siding on. (This story may seem exaggerated, but it was true and I am laughing just recalling it.)
I believe you...you should see my kids. Same as your roof buddy. I should have added WMD to this cartoon. Well, I think adding hard boiled eggs will do the trick!
Good work BigDoug. You and your kids deserve medals. I wonder if one of us stoked up on chile and tacos and went butt first into a little terrorist taxi--if we could blow out the windows with a super charged wet one? hmmm....chile w/ hard boiled eggs. That would destroy jihadi's for about a century.
Man, you're sick Boiled eggs are about the worst! Butter beans and sweet potatoes carry unique flavors too! I always wonder if muslims farted. I mean, like, you're at friday prayers and everyone gets down and raises their ass in the air. What happens if you pinch one off with your butt in someone else's face? Does it echo off the tiles? Do they say "nice one mo!," or do they get like fifty lashes or something?
The dudes are facing east...so their weapons are facing us. Could be an immense sneak attack. I'd trust in Big Doug. Those dudes just had ramadan and didn't eat much. Plus we got Taco Bell
Taco Bell Recipe for Good Farts: 3 Bean Burrito’s with horseradish mixed in. 1 Rubin sandwich with thousand island mixed in with hot sauce Large order of jalapeño poppers Large order of onion rings with hot mustard sauce Mountain dew Oh yeahhhhhhhhh baby! That will shake the car doors and raise the hair on your arms. No way would you get beheaded after some of that local WMD is released!
Porn is what led to the Iraq war. If it wasn't for porn the terrorist would not have attacked twin towers. Thats why they hate America! Porn is the reason I have to eat like Sally Struthers just to keep my neck! D