My experience is that a large quizno's black angus with a lot of soda is very very effective and quick. If the Isreali's had used quizno's against the hezbelly's rather than its air force, they'd probably be vacationing in Beirut right now. (if they could put up with the bad air.) stoke up on large quizno's and the kidnapping jihadi's will be out of business in no time!
Next, will we see ads from the Iraqi people offering a live video feed to Saddam Hussein's public hanging?. Ooops, I guess that wasn't a politically correct statement on my part! Sorry, E.U.
LOL. Okay, pass the Swiss cheese and that'll get me worked up. Better yet, pass the Denmark Havarti so we can help the Danes out while we put Sad-man out of his misery.
Crap! What was I thinking? We need earplugs so we will not loose size! We only want Journalist to loose weight.
Ok, who farted at the polls? You know…. just a L tester. Common, you can admit it? I know Rick tooted on that lady who took his ballad and made him uncomfortable! D
I should've had a breakfast burrito before voting. I feel like, that if the republicans lose today, my fart could have prevented a few democrats from voting. I feel like I've let the party down.
Talking about farts. I was blasting away in the porcelain throne the other day after some massive amounts of greasy fast food. Its one of the places where my thinking is clearest. The blasts were so strong and loud that the sturdy porcelain throne was shaking. I was worried about cracks, and the whole thing falling apart and flooding. I'd suggest we mike the throne and amplify the explosions. It sounds like an earthquake or bombs blowing up everywhere. Take that noise and blast it over Sadr City when the Jihadi kidnappers should be sleeping. That roar will make em jump out of bed, dive for cover, slam into walls. It will knock the sleep starved crap out of em. After a few weeks of that the jihadis will be so sleep deprived, so nervous, so unfunctional, they'll be driving their taxis into walls, blowing up their own bodies with weapons and become virtually useless. Then when they are weak, confused, dazed we hit em serious doses of taco bell fuel....and its all over. The jihadi's will be crawlin for mercy
Have I told you that you are my Hero Dave? You Rock! I am working on a new fart concoction that will double the now known local WMD. D
cripes Big D you are not only the general but the chief scientist. come up with a super potent mixture and let me know about it. I got someone here I'd love to try it out on
I had another McRib yesterday! Damnit all... I made sure to offer one to my Muslim friend. He did not seem to want it, so I ate that one too!
I just bought 10 pounds of fresh broccoli and my wife is steaming it now. I know I promised you a good concoction and I am experimenting as we speak to get it right. Good job MIA! The more McRibs you can eat the better chance of your survival! D
Hell my wife knew exactly what the contents of my dinner were the other night. I had Cream of Broccoli soup which I KICKED UP A NOTCH by adding asparagus to it. You get stink out both ends... Super nuked liquid hershey squirts, and the most disgustingly stinky pee you can imagine... Between me and my son lights were going off at the UN, cause we had the WMD's right here in Lake Geneva!