I was watching some of the latest beheadings on Ogrish and I got to thinking, why do you only see fit people being beheaded? After much consideration I think I came up with the answer. Who the heck wants to carry a 400-pound headless mans body to the desert? Another problem would be feeding him before the big day. It's not like there’s a lot of food to go around. Also, we should take into account the size of knife needed. Most fat people have a large neck circumference and this would require hiding a bigger knife to mask or hide from the public. Well, that’s what I was thinking while I was eating Pizza.
Loaded pepperoni and sausage with extra cheese. It's obvious I will not be beheaded until my 90 days with Jenny Craige are up.
Would also need a motorized wheel barrel with heavy duty shocks....and I mean heavy duty for some big body people
They could have those fine ladies sit on their victims. That would keep blood cleanup to a minumum. I just ate some fried cheese and I am getting ready to eat some Ice Cream with a good western movie. John Wayne in black in white still looks good on my 50 inch plazma TV. The only movie that looks better is Pool Party. Where the heck is Robs video?
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I love pool party! I wonder if we could mix a beheading video with PoolParty and sell them online to Islamofascist?
You know, I've not seen anyone in a turtle neck getting be headed either... Hmm, I think you're onto something here.
Them f-----g pieces of s--t. Did any of you see those three precious little girls beheaded by them muslim freaks??? There's photos of it. Because they loved Christ. Anyone care to see it? These"MEN OF F-----G PEACE!!!??? The one girl, the adorable little princess, had giant stitch marks in her fingers tying them back to her hand, you know, for the parents - at the wake. So it means she raised her hand over head, probably after watching her two little friends so savagely beheaded, and in this natural simple gesture, half her little hand was slashed away... They were putting it back together best they could - while sowing her head back on her shoulders... These f-----g "Men of Peace." This is a chasm in the history of humanity. An this ain't no f-----g joke. We will have to kill these animals. Kill them dead. This is war, folks, ready or not
I just had an enornmous big greasy cheeseburger--custom done at a great local burger place: ketchup, fried onions, and american cheese plus tons of Idaho fries. Stomach feels like a fat budha. Gotta sleep with a smile. noone is beheading this dude today!!!!