Fake Countdown Timer.. I need One!

I need a fake countdown timer. I know, its a bit unethical.. but I need it for a novelty site. It must count down from 60 seconds or 30 seconds with each page load. It also must be big. Is anything like this available?

 

Do a search on the words.

It's right there in front of you.

I didn't look into their site, but this is the first one on page one..

http://countdown.onlineclock.net/

 

I need one that counts down from about 20 seconds. I dont want to have to set a date or anything. Any suggestions?

 

I think i can get you one, PM me.

 

Did you get it?
Or need some help?

 

I could build one for you in about 5 minutes.

 

Any suggestions? UGH!

Yeah, get off your ass and do the search yourself.

A ten-year old can do it.

Jesus.