facts of life, If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. .......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. .......................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? .......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? .......................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. .......................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? .......................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. .......................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. .......................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. .......................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. .......................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. .......................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. .......................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. .......................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep .......................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning .......................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk .......................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours .......................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. .......................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. .......................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
"Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?" practice coz you want to be PERFECT and no one else.
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. Nice for laughing but believe on yourself never dream about father-in-law's money.
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........" i feel so ...
this one is for most people, the work really stops!! anyways, i have more, i will be posting them later, cheers!
Stupid the first If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. The rest i didn't read
interesting/strange mix. 1/3 of them are trying to be funny, 1/3rd of them are trying to be serious, the last 1/2 are cynical
Thats 100% right that nobody is perfect in any field, Uttoransen Thanks for sharing the facts of life. Jay
realy nice, don't really like the first one about the father and father in law, that's just ... lousy
that was good. No one is perfect, but there sure are a lot of people who think they are perfect. alex66