facts of life

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by uttoransen, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. #1
    facts of life, :D

    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.

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    I was born intelligent -
    education ruined me.

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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    so why practice?

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    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?

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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.

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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in
    life.

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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.

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    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.

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    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.

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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep

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    There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning

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    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk

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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours

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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.


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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........
     
    uttoransen, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  2. toby

    toby Notable Member

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    #2
    "Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    so why practice?"


    practice coz you want to be PERFECT and no one else.
     
    toby, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  3. uttoransen

    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    caught me, anyways, nobody counts you also, insn't it:)
     
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    #4
    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.

    Nice for laughing but believe on yourself never dream about father-in-law's money.
     
    atulperx, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  5. tarjan

    tarjan Banned

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    #5
    nice 1 good facts keep posting
     
    tarjan, Mar 20, 2007 IP
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    rays Active Member

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    #6
    nice one ...
    this is best amongst all
     
    rays, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  7. tarjan

    tarjan Banned

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    #7
    "A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........"

    i feel so ...
     
    tarjan, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  8. uttoransen

    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #8

    this one is for most people, the work really stops!!:)
    anyways, i have more, i will be posting them later, cheers!:) :D
     
    uttoransen, Mar 20, 2007 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #9
    Stupid the first

    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.

    The rest i didn't read
     
    w3bmaster, Mar 20, 2007 IP
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    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #10
    Very nice facts! Thanks for sharing.

    - Prilep :D
     
    prilep, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  11. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    #11
    I have heard some other version of this
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    Nobody is perfect, I am Nobody, therefore I am Perfect :rolleyes:
     
    Zerosleep, Mar 20, 2007 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #12
    interesting/strange mix.
    1/3 of them are trying to be funny, 1/3rd of them are trying to be serious, the last 1/2 are cynical :rolleyes:
     
    timsdd, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  13. uttoransen

    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #13
    that's a nice one, i guess am also the nobody:D
    never heard of that, but then it is nice:)
     
    uttoransen, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    KingofKings Banned

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    #14
    Nobody is perfect, ( fate is fate ) ..
     
    KingofKings, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    India Forum Well-Known Member

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    #15
    Thats 100% right that nobody is perfect in any field, Uttoransen Thanks for sharing the facts of life.

    Jay
     
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    #16
    Very nice facts! Thanks for sharing.
     
    dam_sid, Mar 26, 2007 IP
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    #17
    realy nice, don't really like the first one about the father and father in law, that's just ... lousy
     
    finkstar, Mar 26, 2007 IP
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    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    #18
    The first is the one which is written on the t-shit i am wearing..Coincidence !!
     
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  19. uttoransen

    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #19
    that's great, you have got it on your t-shirt. perhaps my jokes are getting world wide recognition:rolleyes:
     
    uttoransen, Mar 26, 2007 IP
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    #20
    that was good. No one is perfect, but there sure are a lot of people who think they are perfect.

    alex66
     
    alex66, Mar 29, 2007 IP