The aliens came and screwed the monkeys and made us What science classes have you been taking?? I think there is growing evidence we might have ate many of our close ancestors http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/04/0410_030410_cannibal.html Also they just found another branch of the human tree a little bit ago http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/1027_041027_homo_floresiensis.html They called them hobits
I can just imagine his bussiness card Time White Cannibal Expert "Ask me how the Native American tribe of Commanches taste " In college I had to read a book titled 1846 that described the Donner Party in graphic detail. One of the guys that ate some of the other settlers actually became crazy.
I remember when I was growing up I was always trying to get some breast or thigh, but all I could get was brain.