Element: Woman Symbol: Wo/grl/ldy Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film 2. Boils at room temperature 3. Freezes without any known reason 4. Melts if given special treatment 5. Bitter if incorrectly used 6. Found in various states, ranging from metals to Common ore 7. Ductile 8. Yields to pressure applied at correct points CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol. 4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation 3. Very effective cleaning agent TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen POTENTIAL HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands 2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several Can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
That's pretty funny! And some are quite accurate! I think this one is my favorite.... I wish I was creative enough to come up with one...
That is well driven article I have read it long time Even experienced hands gets tied up while dealing with that element. Its is always without prior notice.
Very nice post!!! A pragmatic point of view...you are expecting, of course, the definition of the Man