Error codes in Windows

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by programmer, Aug 19, 2005.

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    WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
    WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
    WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
    WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
    WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
    WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened
    WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
    WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
    WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
    WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
    WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
    WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
    WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
    WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
    WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
    WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
    WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.
    WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
    WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
    WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
    WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
    WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
    WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
    WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
    WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
    WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
    WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
    WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
    WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
    WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
    WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
    WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.
     
    programmer, Aug 19, 2005 IP
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  2. Googles76

    Googles76 Peon

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    where would you be today if it wasn't for windows:rolleyes:
     
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    Smitty218 Active Member

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    using a mac. lol
     
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    using a mac or Linux:D
     
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    outside!!!!
     
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    markkk Well-Known Member

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    LOL using Solaris .. :D
     
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    I'm sure another company Atari, Amiga, Achimedes, Apple, Acorn etc would have grown big just as quickly and been just as crap :)

    Hmm, they all begin with an 'A'... I spot the flaw in their plans!
     
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    programmer I can bet you are using Windows..
     
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    yes dear i am using the damn windows :D
     
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    So why complain in the other topic! Sorry to sound mean but use Windows like Windows.. use Linux like Linux. You would not drink Bacardi if you don't like Orange!
     
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    yeah you are 100% right. we love using windows but we become mad when we get lots of viruses and damn unknown errors coz we spend lots of money to buy windows and its softwares.
     
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    I hate Windows, I use it for the following reasons-
    1. Hardware is cheaper
    2. System software is expensive but can be bought from somebody else pretty cheap
    3. More user-friendly brand name software available
    4. Don't do too much learning how to setup Linux and having to compile software, seems like it'll be a waste of time until it get's bigger. Let the people who like developing free software do it for people like me :) eventually it'll be simple, some Linux systems are pretty simple and easy to use
     
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