Erection !!!!

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    Mr. A: Doctor, I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.
    Doctor: Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.

    The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife.

    Doctor: Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas. Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.

    The doctor took the husband aside.

    Doctor: You're in perfect health,Your wife didn't give me an erection either.
     
    lightstarm2k, Mar 10, 2008 IP
  2. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    May be both the persons (doctor and his male patient) have been suffering from erectile dysfunction. Ask them to swallow tons of viagra! ;)
     
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    cool_78 Guest

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    LOL! I guess the wife is not that attractive to begin with.
     
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    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    Lol.... Nice joke. Make me laugh so loud tonight.:D
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #5
    That's a funny joke :)
     
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    #6
    funny joke lol
    thought you personally had problems with erections when i saw the thread's title lol
     
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    hranitel Banned

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    #7
    If the OP has this problem, it's be better to consult the doctor but posting on the forum about that. :D
     
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    wow erection sounds cool, can i get one on ebay?
     
    Loonm, Mar 10, 2008 IP
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    Must be one butt ugly chick.
     
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    lol.... was his wife that ugly :p
     
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  11. lightstarm2k

    lightstarm2k Well-Known Member

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    lol, I completely have no problem with erection at all.

    Edit: I can't edit from Mr. A to Mr. Thomas. :D
     
    lightstarm2k, Mar 11, 2008 IP
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    lmao

    great one, first time i see a joke in DP!?! :D
     
    scubita, Mar 11, 2008 IP
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    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #13
    LOL....nice joke. Thanks for sharing with us. :)
     
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    LOL thanks for that - and there was me thinking it was viagra spam lol
     
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    #15
    i thought it was another sexual thread on dp , but it was a nice joke
     
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    Hah !!!! :D
     
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