Engineer VS MBA (Funny) An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute: Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks: "Practically...it tells me that someone has stolen our tent"
This is the oldest one going - it's been published on chat loads of times! (BTW - it's Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson)
Neither an MBA nor an Engineer (I am both) would credit anything to astrology. Although a good MBA would market to those that do.