Right come on peeps. I'm bored. Puh-lease entertain me. What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? (And please no computerishy stuff like 'omigah well this one time I thought I had a PR1 but it turned out it was a PR100.) Fess up, Folks...
Okay well I have tonnes of embarrassing things happen to me. Some of them hilarious, some of them just cringe worthy. Hmm, The last one was probably at the end of last year. I was humilated. I was in Turkey with my boyfriend and on our first day we went back to the room in the middle of the morning for a sesh, you know..as you do like...and in the heat of passion I stopped and made him go and put the sign on the door that says 'do not disturb' ..so anyway we were getting down to it in some very comprimising positions and the next thing I know the maid walks in and lets out a suprised little squeak. It turns out my man had only gone and put the wrong side of the sign out and it said 'Please Clean Room' ..She obviously told all the staff because we got whistled at by everyone who worked in the hotel for the rest of the 2 weeks.
Hahahaha!!!! My brothers friend came on holiday with us a few years ago, I shan't mention his name (BENJAMIN MARTIN) and he had...jerked off, and he ripped something down below and it wouldn't stop bleeding, so we had to take him to the hospital in Spain by Ambulance hah. I never let him forget it. I actually call him 'ripper' now. I will tell that story when I make a speech at his wedding.
Damn... nothing as embarrassing as all these has ever happened to me. There have been times I've been embarrassed FOR people, but never anything major for myself (yet). heh
Too many to count: back in my drunk days I used to pull all kinds of stunts that make me shudder now, like being in the habit of stealing anyones car who sat next to me in a bar and they left their keys out. Right before I quit drinking I led the police on a high speed chase thru my city - and didn't stop till I got to a bar. Upon arriving at the bar I handed my keys to the barmaid which managed to save my butt from getting arrested. That cop was after me for years! Oh maybe the time I got arrested and had to call my boss on my one phone call, dumping a tray of <insert your food/beverage of choice here> on a customer while waitressing....falling on my ass while waitressing.....
LOL Okay...I admit it, I never went to band camp. I think my most embarassing moment involved a 68 Camero, nekkidness, a bullhorn, and some police. I can't say anything more though (to protect the innocent).
Jeez, me and my mates got up to soo much trouble and laughs I could write a book on embarrasing shit, without doing the 15yr old "choking the chicken" and my mum walking in stuff - btw I told her I was doing press-ups - flushed appearance Hmm, nope, I'll get sued or found out, most of it has to remain anonymous.
Near where my Mum lives there is a national trust park. (Ashridge) My girlfriend at the time was.......... Adventurous to say the least. Anyway, we'd spent a pleasant evening in the local pub with a couple of her friends and she got real drunk (I had to drive unfortunately). On the way back to her place, she tried to jump on top of me while I was driving - I wasn't really in the mood for killing myself. So she came up with the bright idea of going to this national trust place and, well... You know... So there we were, in my car, at which point a police car stopped about 50 yards ahead of us. The problem here, is that in actual fact it wasn’t a police car, but a police riot van - occupied by 6 or her majesties finest... To cut a (very) long story short, we ended up really embarrassed (Especially when the guys who came to investigate what we up to started laughing)... The moral... Do it somewhere less conspicuous
Doggin is where you just meet someone random isn't it? Either way, lthe moral of the story still stands.