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ELVIS never lived!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by anthonycea, Sep 12, 2004.

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    I will tell you guys, just like man never landed on the moon, nor ever got 10 feet off the ground, so true is the following statement.

    "ELVIS NEVER LIVED"

    Those films of him were computer generated by Bill Gates..........
     
    anthonycea, Sep 12, 2004 IP
  2. XZiBiT

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    is he hiddin in ya basement ? LOL :D
     
    XZiBiT, Sep 12, 2004 IP
  3. anthonycea

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    No it is very true, the government made ELVIS up along with Bill Gates, that is how they kept Apple from dominating the computer software industry.

    The guys at Apple were a bunch of fun loving hippies and Bill Gates thought if he could keep their minds on music, he could then out develop them and take over the software business. Well when the guy's at Apple started watching the fake Elvis live in Las Vegas concerts and doing pills like Elvis and smoking dope, Gates then was able to move ahead of them.

    Look at the following search, this confirms that "ELVIS NEVER LIVED"

    http://vivisimo.com/search?v%3Asources=Web&query=elvis+never+lived&x=50&y=16
     
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    It depends which Elvis you're talking about. Elvis Gratton lived, died (movie no.1), resurected (movie no.2), cloned himself, and then died again because if was too much full of shit (movie no.3). But his clone is alive, so we'll have another movie!

    M'a l'avoir mon permis d'bière! Yeah! :D]
     
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  5. anthonycea

    anthonycea Banned

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    You know what Elvis I am talking about, "ELVIS THE KING OF ROCK & ROLL"

    Rock and Roll was a creation of the government to keep the rebel hippies minds off of protesting against the Vietnam War.

    LSD was created by the CIA to brainwash the hippies into the peace and love movement so that they would quit protesting against the establishment.

    The Grateful Dead were a bunch of CIA agents that went around doing concerts to draw the hippies away from Washington, DC, so that the government would not have to deal with the protests at the steps of the White House.

    They figured if they could get the kids involved with dope and Rock and Roll that they would never cause any problems for Washington.

    Bill Gates father created Elvis because he knew that young Bill would need help in keeping the engineers at Apple busy watching Elvis concerts and smoking dope while Bill Jr. beat Apple at their own game.

    Again, "Elvis never Lived", he was just an illusion.
     
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    we are all "just an illusion" ...

    Just a part of an AI program running in an alien computer adventure game fighting battles against the mighty PR monster ;)
     
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    If Elvies never live then who's sign the autograph of my father's elvis Memorabilia.

    Maybe we all live in a matrix :)
     
    melfan, Sep 12, 2004 IP
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    It was signed by William Gates Senior when he went to the moon to invent Elvis :D
     
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    He lived like a King, but died like a servant.
     
    Eric Bland, Sep 13, 2004 IP