Selling EDU Blog Post - $30 - 100% Unique Hand Written content with POWERFUL in-content link

I am selling 100% hand-written unique EDU blog posts on (what will be) a Hugely Powerful EDU domain. I am a student at a major University and have access to an EDU blog. I want to build an amazing superblog, and I would love your help.
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The layout of the URL is http://www.personal.XXX.edu/XXXXX/blogs/XXXXXX/YourPage with the first 3 X's being the initials of a major university.
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As you can see the site is brand new, it is indexed, but only has one page. I am going to be building links to this site constantly so the first few posts are going to be ESPECIALLY POWERFUL in a few short weeks. I am only going to sell 20 of these total and perhaps 2 or 3 posts for myself. The cost is $30 for 1 400+ word post, unique and hand-written. It will have a link with your chosen anchor text. The turnaround time is 7 days TOPS!
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And to top it all off I will be using any profit to blast the pages that I create for you with powerful links. So the following things are guaranteed, Over 400 words, 100% unique, and your link will be delivered in 7 days and indexed in 10. Guaranteed! And the site is also guaranteed to last for AT LEAST one year...probably much longer, unfortunately for me as I may be in school for the next 4 years. But I am willing to guarantee a year or your money back.
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