Easter Eggs, God Damn it!

I went to get some petrol on Monday night and to get some nibbles to finish up the Christmas leftovers... AND THERE WAS A DISPLAY OF EASTER EGGS THERE!

Easter Eggs?!?! God damn, I don't even know when Easter is, but I'm sure it's not been moved this close to Christmas.

Couldn't the beardy one be bothered to live so long this year? No, wait. He wasn't born on Christmas day then did a load of good stuff and die three months later.

Anyways... EASTER EGGS ALREADY?!?!

 

If they were Cadbury Cream Eggs you should have punched the box until they were all broken then run out of the store.

I hate those things

 

Those things will rot your teeth. It probably only takes one to do the job.

 

No, they weren't. I can handle seeing them all year round (as well and Kinder "Surprise" ones). These were full on, big - boxed - wrapped in foil with a window in the front - probably got sweets in them - proper ones.

...I might buy one

 

Must pop out and buy mine... I may be busy over the next few months

 

You are buying an egg you don't plan to eat for 3 months??? You might as well leave it in the back window of your car and let it get really tasty

 

It was irony, dear boy, irony

 

You work for BT?

 

I thought maybe Sky in Ireland...It takes that long to get a system installed