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Dream about Grey Aliens

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zirkon Kalti, Jan 27, 2017.

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    Last night, I had a dream about aliens with enlarged pupils called the greys. They were making noises when talking and I don't understand what he is saying but there is an interpreter that is talking English. I don't remember what the English interpreter says to me.
     
    Zirkon Kalti, Jan 27, 2017 IP
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    malky66 Acclaimed Member

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    Probably telling you to get some therapy, owls, cockroaches and now aliens, I used to think you were on the edge, but I seriously think you have now toppled over..
     
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    I think that the aliens are using advanced mind control techniques on the owls and cockroaches as a prelude to controlling the OP's thoughts and the first step was to insert themselves into the OP's dreams. I have a tinfoil hat for sale that will prevent this from happening and it is 100% guaranteed. But you will have to move quickly on this.
     
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    You could be on to something there:), I'm still blaming the hallucinogenics though....just out of interest how much is the hat?
     
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    It has nothing to do with aliens, drugs or mind control. Rather is has to do with spending too much time on DP. Look what it 's done to me...observe: Booga, booga, eeeiii ,eeeeeeee, wacka, booga booga!
    Now would I have written that if I was rationale? This sadly is what DP has done to me.:(
     
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    Well, do you want the basic version which only covers mind control from the greys or do you need the deluxe version which also stops mind control by ghosts, demons, and sasquatches? Also, what is your hat size as the cost of aluminum foil is through the roof and we custom manufacture each one based upon our proprietary design criteria. And, is there a special urgency as we have our expedited manufacturing/shipping fee option, too?

    Of course, we also have the ultra-deluxe version which stops the CIA and NSA and makes a mean baked potato when desired.
     
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    That's my alma mater's fight song! :D
     
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    I know this...where do you think I got it from?
     
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    Damn, I take my tinfoil hat off for one minute and you know everything about me...
     
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    You are the master of the comeback. I take my hat (tinfoil) off to you.
     
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    LOL, touché!
     
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