The question was not meant to offend anyone. Just to get some insight into the thoughts of fellow forummers
HAHA what a cool idea for a thread. depends how much the girl meant to me and how long id been with her.
Top 5 Reasons why DP is better than your girlfriend: 1. Unlike your girlfriend, DP can give you pleasure 24/7. 2. DP makes your money. Your girlfriend spends your money. 3. You can turn off DP anytime you're annoyed with it. 4. You can hit your computer all you want after you lost to another bidder at a 24 hour DP auction in the last minute, and noone will call you on "Assault and Battery" charges. 5. You can insult members of DP to raise self-worth. Insulting your girlfriend only raises bruises. Randomly thought of those. How do they rank