DP Main Page Guy Makes Me Happy

Look, I don't pay you to sit typing on damn forums all day.​

 

"So I says to him, thats not 60 mhz it 25..hahahah...ummm
Guess you had to be there"
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"Yeah, I grew up with Robocop, then he went all 'Hollywood' on us and
then it was like he didn't even know us. What a sellout!"
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Kim's laughter turned to tears as her old buddy, tmsuk, rolled past her without so much as a glance.
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Listen if we're going to do that I think you're going to need an adapter first.
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Stop clicking your own ads and drop the mouse. You have 5 seconds to comply.
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When Akiru walked in suddenly he noticed a foul stench in the room, which was quickly joined by the overwhelming sense of awkwardness. “Who farted?” he asked. Fumiko and tmsuk could only look at each other accusingly.
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Even Ballys didn't realize how popular their new M&M slot machines would be
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It wasn't long before the Telletubies were addicted to the slots
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Monopoly didn’t know how to test the durability of their new chairs then suddenly it hit them – put flashing pictures of cupcakes in front of the chairs.
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lol I wanna come up with something, but it would be too mean

 

Look at all the personality sitting there.
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The casino figured why not when the concept artist pitched the idea of creating a "Fat Rainbow"
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" Look, You don't need to watch this space anymore! That space is gonna filled up pretty soon. "
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Servers moved today

 

Don't watch this space
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We've been here for 5 hours and not one guy came on to any of us
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News : M$ engineers furiously tweaking msn search algorithm.
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I'll give you 10 doughnuts for PallMall.
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Who needs a man? This is better!
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