DP Main Page Guy Makes Me Happy

Somehow the personal female shaver looked different on the website.
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"I thought 'I do it like a machine' was just a metaphor"
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"I bought it just for massages, honest!"
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The designers of the new female replacement robot were sure that men would prefer their new robot to real women. What guy wouldn’t rather have a tmSuk?
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^That's dirty.

 

Mommy! I'm so glad! You'll live forever now!
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Me so hoooorny (Thats the robot, not the girl)
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^That's stupid.

 

Men were confused with the older female models - as seen here to my left - they were not sure how to operate it. I am user friendly. I feature a yellow arrow that says "Insert Here"
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Advertisers were stumped why their new commercials for their feminine hygiene product was doing so poorly.

In the end they ended up replacing the woman with a large orangutan, because when I think feminine hygiene I think or robots and orangutans.

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"I am the yfs1 Postpadder 500...You must obey"
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Miyako pleased the robot not realizing the whole thing was being broadcast over the internet
via the small camera in the corner
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I am waiterbot 2000. Pay the 15% gratuity or you will be eliminated.
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Mel couldn't help but be a bit apprehensive when she
met her new gynecologist in the lobby
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Miss...This is a robots only eatery. Take your meatbag self elsewhere.
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Eisha was exciting upon meeting her blind date. After all, they say you
can judge a robot by the size of his metal skirt like foot thing
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Just before shocking Julie with 10,000,000 volts and saying "You're it". tmSUK wondered this game of tag had gone a little too far.
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Postpadder 3000's circuits began smoking after looking at the stats of this thread
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Ellen got chills in her spine when Tmsuk tapped her on her
shoulder and uttered "Watch this space"
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Excuse me,
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to yfs1 again.​

 

Hey tmsuk, I haven't seen you in a long time. I hear you've settled
down with a really nice vending machine
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Did you hear the one about the three waching machines
stuck on a deserted island?
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