DP Main Page Guy Makes Me Happy

What did Minstrel just say? I cannot read it! He's on ignore! I am FREEEEEEE ​

 

"I clicked on my own ads 1000 times! I'm going to be rich!"



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"Anybody here help me scratch my itchy balls" ​

 

Haha... there are some great lines on this thread.

 

Yes, I have found the Weilder of the Chainsaw. I am saved.​

 

"Give me paper, I want to draw a piano." The Pianoman castaway​

 

I swear. The dog that ate my homework was this size!​

 

Thank you for the free trip to Tahiti, Shawn!​

 

Yes! Salt water does cure crabs!​

 

Shawn finally found a place to put all of his quarters. Who would have thought they all would have fit up there.
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Followed by:

Where are you going? Where is the party? Why are you back in the chopper taking off without me?​

 

Grandpa was so excited they were taking him to Florida to stir-fry. He just loved to stir-fry. Unfortunately, grandpa’s hearing wasn’t so good and we actually said we took grandpa to Florida to die.
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Ninno at age 90:


Where dem hoes is at? I'm ready to score now blarghh
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"I can't see fuck all with these glasses! For fuck's sake!"

- Should've gone to Specsavers! -​

 

"Goddamn you, you big blue bastard! You stole my boat!"​

 

After a successful sex change operation Soapbath could finally rejoice because he/she/it was always the man that he/she/it was meant to be.​

 

"Exaro's ego is thissssss big!"


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*Breaks into song* "I like big butts and I cannot lie!"


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If you click on your own ads, you will make this much money, honest!

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Viagra - giving men a new outlook on life.


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