Steve was so happy to finally escape Shawn's basement. Little did he know Shawn would soon catch him again, drug him, and put him back in the pit. Soon Steve would have to hear "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"
Kevins fetish for manta rays was well known in his sleepy town. In fact sometimes locals would flock to the beach to watch him perform his mating rituals
Many people thought the boy died in Titanic, but actually he survived and lived to a ripe old age, although with extreme brain damage due to the cold, and could often be seen walking up and down the beach screaming, “I’m king of the world!!!â€
After multiple court cases of fiddling children, R Kelly could only perform to crowds of less than 50 at his impromptu outdoor concerts
Grandpa was always a stuffy old man until one day at the beach we decided to slip him some X. Then he got all lovely and wanted to rub on everyone.
After the Iraq war and all the attention Bush got, Dick Cheney knew it was his turn to hit the Headlines
"Life is so much better now that I use Article Stream to auto populate my site with new content. I can finally enjoy life."
“Who says older men can’t be sexy,†yelled Bob right before taking off the rest of his clothes.
Leonard had performed a perfect dismount, in water no less. A perfect 10 except for the russians who gave him a 4
You could cut the suspense with a knife. John was only 3 minutes away from winning the macarena world championships