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Everyone celebrated after breaking the Guinness World Record
for the largest pimple ever popped
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You can always tell the Irish when on vacation
by the amount of Suntan Lotion they need
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Damn it, now I'm going to have to put a suit on and stand with my arms out like this on the shore to get this off.​

 

Things go horribly wrong at the Porn Olympics​

 

"I thought you said the fastest cake was a scone?"​

 

And so the Swedes have celebrated midsummer again​

 

So it *wasn't* a monster killing everyone on the "Lost" island...
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It might say British on your passport Mr Fryman but you still can't come in​

 

The origin of soapbath.
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Just another day at the rabies quarantine
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The first year of addition of the new sport "Slatthering" was a big hit at the Special Olympics
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I told you not to hit the jellyfish with your spade!
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"I've got nipples Greg, Can you milk me?
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Normally the weird kids at school would have been dealt with the old fashion way –with pig’s blood, but after what happened with that one girl and the whole fire thing, we’ve decided to just switch to shaving cream.
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When Juan suggested a threesome; this is not what Jose had in mind.
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Steve didn’t speak much Spanish, and somewhere during the conversation he misinterpreted what Antonio said as ‘going to go get go head’.
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In Caesar’s village once a young boy was old enough he would complete the ritual to become a man, which involved wearing a little Keebler Elf hat and riding the face of a bull. It was an age-old ritual, but today Caesar would become a man.
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Allright already, I get the point!

 

At first intreigued by the world of pornography, Jose quickly learnt the all important lesson of "Know your limits"...​

 

Take the bull by the horn he said. Easier said than done, thought Jose.
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