DP Main Page Guy Makes Me Happy

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  1. Blogmaster

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    #181
    I really like this thread, maybe jstroh needs another chance :)
     
    Blogmaster, Aug 18, 2005 IP
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    #182
    Actually against his wishes I made it a caption contest. He just wanted everyone to know he was happy ;)
     
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    #183
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    Tesco's £5 three-pack T-Shirts for fatties went down a storm
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    #184
    oh yeah ... I missed that one :)
     
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    #185
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    "Does my bum look big in this?"
    "Your bum IS big!"
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    #186
    also missed this one. :D​
     
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    #187
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    Hangman never used to be this volient!​
     
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    ooooooh sole mio...ahem miaaaaa.... :D ​
     
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    4 friends who regularly attended weightwatchers thought they had found a miracle cure after reading on the internet about a woman in the UK that lost 100 pounds in 30 minutes playing slots
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    Fed up of spilt drinks the Casino manager asked old Bill the handyman to his office.
    "Bill, I need you to put something at those slot machines, for large glasses"

    Old Bill who was slightly hard of hearing duly obliged.
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    Suki desperately wanted to ignore the warning stickers on her new "friend" from the bar...
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    TmSUK tapped the new girl hesitantly hoping she would accept the offer to dance
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    No one heard the floor begin to creak and crack above the roar of the slot machines...
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    #194
    All that's really important is our happiness.
     
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    #195
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    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants IV: Going to Vegas
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    The casino never thought that anyone would pay slots that paid out in those candy coins instead of actual money, but they were wrong.
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    The casino manager sighed in relief as his candy slots idea worked out. His last idea of having exercise bike pedals to power the candy slots had died a quick death.​
     
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    The casino was testing a new slot machine that paid in french fries instead of tokens. They quickly realized the test was a success when customers ate french fries for 8 hours straight.
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    The cult, well known for it's eating habits - continued to stare at the strange lights until the final hour came...
    Thank goodness the chairs had built in toilets.​
     
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    As they approached the end of a 36 hour session no one noticed that the slots were paying out in Monopoly money.​
     
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