DP Junkies!

Do we need a DP Anonymous for the people who spend waaaaaaaaaay too much time at DP? I'll start.

Hello Everyone. My name is Mandy. I am a girl, and I'm a DP junkie.

 

You're a girl? I always thought you were a dude

Hey... how you doin'?...

 

Dude.... she offered a blow job in return for SEO work.... you must have missed that post.

 

I wish that all girls was like her

 

LMAO!

Did it not work out with the woman in the bank?

 

I'm testing out my flirting techniques...

 

Well, apparently if you can get her site to #1 in Google (as far as I can tell, for anything at all - no search terms were specified), all your dreams will be fulfilled

It's a tweetybird site - see if you can rank it for "left-winged truck-driving Southern tweety-birds" - how difficult can it be?

 

LMAO... Is that technique working for ya?

 

Don't think so, she just logged off and didn't reply

Looks like I will end up joining the Nintendo Wacko Club...

 

Most of the time junkies are easy to pick up since they're always strung out on something.

 

That's also true for a lot of tweety lovers... look at Sylvester - that poor feline didn't know whether he was coming or going.

I really hated that sniveling manipulative yellow bird. I wasn't crazy about Grandma either.

 

Whoohoo! Dis wittle tweety bird has enuff wuvin from ppl here to get 2 greens!

 

ha ha... me too! That's why I also hated that stupid Jerry mouse, or the roadrunner... who wouldn't feel pitty for that poor coyote?

 

Fryman? You paying attention here?

 

I don't speak tweety language... what did she say?

 

You now have two options:

1. #1 in Google for a tweety term

2. some lovin' green

 

Join us wackos!! You are either with us, or you are with the intelligent!!

 

She also offered to take one for Nintendo

lol, she's never going to live that down.

j/k tweety

 

Gee. Tough choice.

 

So.. did anyone already do a seo work for her? How was it?