Downside of living alone...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by fryman, Jul 13, 2005.

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    I live alone, and I love it, but I guess it has its downsides... I just found a piece of chicken under a cupboard... it stinks like hell, and there are some ugly white worms wiggling all around the kitchen floor. Totally disgusting!

    But hey, men don't know how to sweep or mop, it's not my fault :D
     
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    Smyrl Tomato Republic Staff

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    #2
    What the heck, it's your cave.

    Shannon
     
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    Wow...if I were so old school my girlfriend would kick my ass....
     
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    larysmith711 Notable Member

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    #4
    This made me think..................

    I Love My Wife! :) :D :) :D
     
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  5. Shan

    Shan Guest

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    ewww...ok..I'm so gagging now...jeez...the ex once left a dead mouse to rot under the kitchen sink. ..(caught in a trap) for god only knows how long. but yeah..it's your cave...YOURS! Enjoy \o_
     
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    fryman Kiss my rep

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    Yeah... I need a wife... or a girlfriend... oh, what the heck, I'll just get a maid. Good thing about this country is that it is easy and cheap to find help
     
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    I keep telling my wife let's move to Mexico and we could live like Kings. :)
     
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  8. Shan

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    #8
    just blame imperial..for making non hydronenated margarine..cuz now YOU"RE EATING BUGS! (I love that commercial).

    I'm off to explore the mysterys of why a dinner for two is actually a dinner for 8 and what makes deep fried shrimp taste SO good?!

    oooo fortune cookies...
     
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    dejaone Well-Known Member

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    is the chick on your avatar your girlfriend? :)
     
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    fryman Kiss my rep

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    Nah, just some slutty chick that owns a few hotels... ;)
     
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    ooooo! nice! cheap tricks! err..I mean...

    places to stay while traveling!
     
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    Nice thread about her here.
     
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    Did you just left your house that long that you weren't able to notice that dead chicken? :)
     
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    Yet another excellent post by Jim *Round of applause for him!!!!!*

    Heh, I have a Tshirt that says ''My Mexican works for less than your Mexican'' :D
     
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    Around here (SoCal) you will get killed for wearing a shirt like that. :eek:
     
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    LOL.

    Good job I don't ever wear it, then. *flicks hair* Novelty Tshirts are so 1999.
     
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    Novelty t-shirts are the best...... it's most of my wardrobe :D
     
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