I believe you and your family will be better off today if you eat and eat then Vote! This thread can give you the basics on how to defeat terrorism, thick-necked style. After carefully looking at the choices in government for this year’s election, I was very disturbed that I could not pin down who would fart and bloat up for the people. Don’t these politicians know there is a war going on? Never once did I see a Taco Bell logo in any political ad? Where were the pictures of a politician eating a McRib? I don’t think politicians deserve to be elected when they don’t promote what truly is best for the people, which happen to be, lardy fat foods! That’s why I loved Clinton. He could eat Big Macs on all of his campaign trails, and he was ahead or his time on terrorist issues for that. He knew that getting a fat-ass-neck would get him chicks and gas like no other. He was not consumed with nuclear bombs; rather he wanted the best butt juice available for close combat. Its time we stand up to these overly healthy politicians and let them see we wont take it anymore! If you want my vote you better eat Bitch! D
My political idol for a president. Taft. That dude was fat on fat....long before Mcdonald's. The dude was porking up before fast food. He is the model for a freedom fighter.
Make sure your kid is fat too, especially if they are naturally cute, blue eyed, and blond hair. When was the last time CNN obsessed over a fat, brown eyed, dark haired kid? Fast food - when a parent really cares.