1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was on the piss. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Visit My Blog for More Jokes...
Nice Poems, I think din't be afraid to write your own love poems. You can do it! Spice Up Your Sex Life!
Words hurt! When hurt, we need to forgive those who hurt us or else we hurt others. How do you think anyone can trust you or love you when you say things like that?
Don't get it wrong guys! It's just a joke Actually it's taken from a contest by Washington Post, where the contestans have to make a 1st romantic line, and the least romantic one for the 2nd line.
really nice man... indeed they are not worthy trying in front of a lover but nice to make other laugh,,, cherrs thanks for share,,,
Amazing!! They are actually good. These can work..if someone is planning to dump his/her present partner. HahA