Hope you like it King FEMALE POEM I Want a man that's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.! Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Liquor store, a big boat and a golf course. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh1t.
Another Great one.. An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day >trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due >to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and >he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him >about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he >went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot >soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he >was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go >upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright >tonight," she said. He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T >YOU EVER STOP?"