I tried golfing a long while back, but I just wasn't any good at it. I can putt-putt like no other though!
If there was any possible way for me to play for a living, I would in a heartbeat. Just don't have the skills needed but hack away every chance I get. Some rules to make the game more fun: 1. Trash the carts and spiky shoes, they're for sissy's. 2. Same with the "outfits." 3. Wear roller blades, they already have nice paved pathways for you. 4. Everyone uses the same ball, just make sure you get to it first. 5. Swing those clubs as much as you want, just be the one to get the ball in first. 6. Wear protection and watch out for the other guy's clubs. 7. Fighting allowed. 8. Bonus Tip: Practice your game on the computer as much as possible, it keeps you in shape during the off season. and one funny ass Robin Williams bit . . . not for real young ears . . . and be wearing a diaper . . . you may wet yourself