Sometimes if one of those college girls comes to my house trying to sell magazines; I tell them to wait there...I'm not done rubbing my chicken yet so my hands aren't clean. Amazingly, they never stick around for me to come back. Guess kids in college don't like home cooked meals.
there's this jamaican restaurant near where i live that has a sign in the bathroom that reads "all employees must wash their hands thoroughly after jerking the chicken."