When someone asks me what I do online, I reply "You know when you search Google, and some of the results go to pages that are nothing more than ads and nonsense words?" "Yeah, I guess" "And you know how your email inbox is always full of spam?" "Oh, that's you? *punch*"
Me: Do you know whats a web directory? Dudes: Nah... Me: Well with a web directory you help others sites gets on the top of google search results when you type a keyword. Dudes: WTF? Me: Err.... Its not spam its just that we help them getting visitors. ------------------------------------- Me: I've a new website! My Mum: Oh can i see it? Me: You can check it at this address. My Mum: Its in english i can't read it... Me: ------------------------------------- Dudes: How long you need to make a directory? Me: 2 weeks to create a directory, design, building the categories etc etc... Dudes: ... Me: What? Dudes: I thought you did yours in 1 day. ------------------------------------- Me: I've met a nice webmistress on the web today. Dudes: She got some directories as well? Me: Nah she loves the pink design of one of my directory! Dudes: You faggot. Me: ;D Jealous freak. xD Thats how we do it..
i dont usually tell people what i do over the net unless they ask me... most especially i dont tell my boss what im doing over the net while he pays me to do something else ...