Do you know why we wear clothes?

Genesis chapter 3

verse 4
and the serpent said unto the woman "ye shall not surely die:

verse 5
for God doth not know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

verse 6
And when woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

verse 7
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons

read the Bible if you want the continuation of the story.

 

.... This thread is started with the misconception that all of us wear clothes.

I don't know about where you live, but Australia is WAY too hot for clothes right now.

 

I don't think women should wear clothes But men must do !

jk

 

you don't really believe that do you googlewankmaniac? That a talking snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple that made her want to wear clothes? Without meaning to be rude, that's probably the biggest pile of bollocks i have ever heard.

I know you have been told to believe it and feel you have to claim to believe it, but do you really believe that it actually happened?

 

Whatever the reason, I'm just glad we do. At 43 years old, I don't look near as good naked as I did when I was 21.

 

You wear clothes because you have knowledge. If you dont wear clothes you must be dumb. XD

 

Answer my post. let's see what ridiculous shit we can make you claim to believe.

 

I dont know if it really happened but i have faith that it did. Teaching us why we should wear clothes because we have knowledge.

 

Let me get this straight. You actually believe that there was, at some point in the past, a talking snake which convinced a woman to eat a magic apple which can grant knowledge and this made her want to put some clothes on? LOL really? That's some funny shit.

 

Yes I believe I descended from Adam and Eve. You on the other hand must have descended from apes. Apes thing still in theories though.

 

That's good, i just wanted to make you say it so i have a thread to link to next time someone asks my why i have to ridicule religion. Thanks.

What do you mean "still in theories"?

(i can almost hear the religious praying that you don't say what it is you are about to say)

 

You dont believe the perfection of all the people in the world and should be treated with respect. God created us in his own image. We are knowledgable now thats why we hide these perfections.

You on the other hand believe what you see. People must see an ugly ape in you.

 

What do you mean "still in theories"?

 

Do you become dumb every time you take your clothes off?

Jesus, you religious people sure are nasty. Apes, really? You have no defense but to tell people who don't think like you that they come from Apes?

Is this an example of how your God teaches you to treat people with respect? To call them ugly apes? Whatever God you claim to believe in sure sounds like some petty little ass.

 

.... Fuck you too!

What kind of an asshat chooses to wear clothes when s/he is more comfortable naked?

It's a personal choice; personally I'd rather be naked in the heat. I'm warm, but I'm comfortable. (To be fair I'm not nude, I am wearing panties, but that's all.) Of course I could put on a "decent" length skirt or a pair of pants, along with a T shirt - but I'd rather not sweat, thanks.

Lady Godiva went down in history for nudity; and I'm pretty damn sure she's smarter than you.

You don't wear clothes because some man in the sky told you to do it; you wear clothes because your parents dressed you from birth and you stuck with it.

On that note I'm off to check out the damage; I just burnt my thigh. (I'm a wee bit pissed, or "drunk" to you yanks <3.) stOx, shall I assume you have the appropriate ointment?

*PS - Good to see you about browntwn, I haven't read many posts by you lately.

 

I'm sure i could produce something.

 

No doubt; and unless I was naked it might get on my clothes!

Explain that, googleprofessoroakpic

 

@googlerankmaniac

If you're going to be preaching, you might consider a new avatar. You look like you're scowling in every post. Of course, the things you're saying doesn't help much either...

You must be dumb...you die you go to hell...people must see an ugly ape in you.

 

This thread is different.

 

God was pissed that adam and eve disobeyed him, not much anger about covering up.