Why doesn’t the kid just get a laptop or palm pilot or blackberry or some borg style accessories? Hey, have you seen those cell phones you wear on your hip then the earpiece is wireless? Throw in a wireless palm pilot and man; you are getting close to being a star-trek borg.
Sarah you live in some kind of alternate universe with your different words for stuff and no beef jerky and only kids chew gum. Sometimes it makes me sad, or chappy or whatever word you use for sad.