Now that's something I realy could have lived without hearing. Think it's going to take a few shots of tequilla to get to sleep tonight
I've never had a disturbing sex dream. But all of the older broads at work tell me how they've had dreams about me. And some of them creep me out! Anyone have dreams that you could give yourself BJ's or whatever?
Old office chicks are the horniest creatures around. In high school there were a group of us guys just hanging around talking about messed up dreams when the topic of weird sex dreams came up. This one guy was real quite so we really start harrassing him knowing he has something he's hiding. One guy kept pushing the point even more then the rest of us. Finally, after we all said "we promise we won't tell anyone or think differently" he said that he had a dream that he and the guy that kept harassing him the most gave each other handjobs. LOL. Everyone just kind of went It was very odd after that.
I dream about sex alot-- I usually wake up sweating & very hot like i run a ten mile race--what's so is that i had some very young and very hot sexy boys(16-18 yrs) what so werid about it is that there is no way i would go out with someone that young-Never in a million years... Lore
If I was single, my office would have been a goldmine. We used to have some pretty decent looking trim around. Now it's like walking into the Lincoln Park Zoo! A bunch of leftover, misfit animals that no real zoos want.
If I had known that older women fantasize about teen boys I would have been tapping up every MILF in the tri county area. I mean sure I fell into a couple here or there, but I didn't really go on MILF Missions.
I had a dream once I was having sex with some type of archnid flower thing, its upper body was made of one of my ex-girlfriends upper body, except she had some sort of werid exoskeleton over her face and head above ther nose, she had some sort of flower thing instead of her lower parts, and these 2 arms that sort of reminded me of an earwigs tail end , that locked onto my legs
at first I tried to get away, even the top half was kind of hot in a Heavy Metal (Anyone read the heavy metal comics?) sort of way but the earwig tenticle things stuck in my legs and injected some sort of poison so I could move, it was fun after that
I've fucked my brother in a computer game (he was a female at the time, but still a male) and my mother both on seperate occasions in my dreams. I have also fucked minors. Actually, I had the first fucking a minor dream the other night. It was a sweet young girl. They're just passing un-conscious thoughts with your brain making sense of it in the only way it knows how, by playing situations out and by using metaphors and such-like. I certainly don't worry about it! My latest dream-thing is doing ladies up the wrong-un, and if they find it at all squirmish or it's blatent they don't want to do it in the dream, I pull out and tell them to 'Fuck off then' and get moody. What can I say? I'm obviously a romancer in dream land. I dream a real lot, mainly because I over sleep and it's impossible to fall in to deep sleep after you've had your normal kip. If you want to remember your dreams and have rather lucid ones (where you are aware and can influence them), then have your 8 hours and then stay in bed nodding off for an extra 4 hours. If you're a guy you can have great dreams by going to sleep on your front. Everytime you get a hard-on you're fucking something - hopefully a lady and not a sibling or relative but hey, beggars can't be choosers. That's enough personal information for today. Colleen, you're dirty! Ferret, with dreams like that you must be as disturbed as I. Love it. The thing is, most of which I've told in this post is common stuff and everyone has these dreams. Extracting that out of people is another matter. I had to work hard on 2 of my mates to reveal the truth - that they've all had similar dreams about relatives, brothers and what not. The mind is a queer thing indeed. Pete
I had the BEST sex dream a few weeks ago. It happened on my living room floor. I woke up with a huge grin on my face. Ah ha.