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Directory Poem Madness

Discussion in 'Directories' started by vicdigi, Jun 22, 2008.

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    Directory directory, direct me thy directory.

    I'm a newbie. Is it worth submit to, does Yahoo worth da money .

    I have a list of 6 billion skllion free directories.

    Google to Alexa Rank skank now you sank. Grrrrr

    Come toast the launch of my new directory. How much, laugh! Nofollow hollow tis a dofollow.

    DP forum mods pull them bods, thread closed. Step aside, move along. Give me a song. Done.

    Scripts and templates - phpLD LBS indexu woo woo cool and yet so many more.

    Script it, come on mods, deeplink it, sponsor it, categorise it. Got any more.

    From the UK to the US, India to down under thunder, boom, directories will not loom!

    JuSt hAd A mAd MoMEnT
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    vicdigi, Jun 22, 2008 IP
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  2. pipes

    pipes Prominent Member

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    Very good :) made me laugh. :)
     
    pipes, Jun 22, 2008 IP
  3. vicdigi

    vicdigi Banned

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    Glad you enjoyed it buddy.
    As stated, I suffered a mad moment.
    They seemed to be coming on alot of late :D

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    vicdigi, Jun 23, 2008 IP
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    Freewebspace Notable Member

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    That's mabe me laugh more ....
     
    Freewebspace, Jun 23, 2008 IP
  5. JamieG

    JamieG Banned

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    Nice, here's some more to add to it......

    The Directory owners a mystery,
    A thousand or more are now history.
    They come for a buck,
    not giving a F***
    The reason, well that's not a mystery!


    I couldn't think of a last word that rhymed with mystery so doubled up :D
     
    JamieG, Jun 23, 2008 IP
  6. nebuchadrezzar

    nebuchadrezzar Peon

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    The endless stream of directories, fall from the sky into the bottomless pool.
    Valueless refuse, illusory vixen, no one they should fool,
    purveyors of this ruse, glorious are they, resplendent in robes of deceit,
    they are your friends, they will help and tell you all is sweet.
    The engines, the machines of search, love and whisper sweet nothings in their ear
    And they say that yes it is true, people flock from all around to be near.
    I utter nay, the gathered brethren are not so thick
    and I say to you with these hollow words, no one thou shall trick.
     
    nebuchadrezzar, Jun 23, 2008 IP
  7. vicdigi

    vicdigi Banned

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    #7

    Marvellous, very good indeed :D


    nebuchadrezzar - excellent too, maybe a little difficult for some readers to understand though ;)

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    vicdigi, Jun 23, 2008 IP
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    balkanboy Banned

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    Good one, really :)
     
    balkanboy, Jun 23, 2008 IP