Difference between An Engineer and MBA:

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by samtron, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. #1
    This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
    organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......


    An MBA graduate and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent,
    and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.


    "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

    The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

    The MBA ponders for a minute:

    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
    and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
    ! Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
    insignificant.
    Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.


    What does it tell you?"



    The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.



    "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
     
    samtron, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  2. rcj662

    rcj662 Guest

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    #2
    I like this one. Good one so True.
     
    rcj662, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  3. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    #3
    That's an old one - it's Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson BTW, not an MBA and engineer.
     
    CountryBoy, Apr 14, 2007 IP
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    sukantab Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Right Old one, but nice to read...
     
    sukantab, Apr 14, 2007 IP
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    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #5
    This is old one but good one.:) Nice to read agian.:)
     
    Rohit patel, Apr 14, 2007 IP
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #6
    Nice one,thanks for sharing.
     
    getjimmy, Apr 14, 2007 IP
  7. guy123

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    that is pretty good. I love stereotyping, so that really hit the spot.
     
    guy123, Apr 14, 2007 IP
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    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #8
    nice joke thansk
     
    mitcharr, Apr 14, 2007 IP
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    odysseus Peon

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    #9
    Nice joke but I would have preferred it if it was the engineer who talked about the stars :p
     
    odysseus, Apr 15, 2007 IP
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    lol good one
     
    archard, Apr 15, 2007 IP