Design & Code Rap

Discussion in 'HTML & Website Design' started by Accelerated Media, Apr 4, 2008.

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  2. BuckBuck

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    Hahhahahaha damn he is good! The beat is wack but the song is aight. :D
     
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    good thing the lyrics are posted - with all that reverb the song itself is unintelligable. Makes "Smells like teen spirit" seem clear and coherent.

    Too bad he's got some things wrong:

    Strong and EM are not REPLACEMENTS for B and I, but supplements. You don't emphasize a book title, and you aren't screaming the title before a static value.

    Tables have ZERO impact on search engines looking at a site.

    CSS doesn't load quicker unless it reduces the overall amount of code.

    ... and frankly if you 'need' titles on everything, they have the wrong content.
     
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    Hehe, and welcome the critic!

    You speak the truth, however don't tell me you didn't get a laugh ...
     
    Accelerated Media, Apr 22, 2008 IP
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    Honestly the shit sound quality and overblown reverb, followed by struggling to understand a word of it only to have someone point out the lyrics were in the more info - and so badly formatted I only half bothered to read them... Followed by multiple people linking me REPEATEDLY to this same incomprehensable rubbish claiming it's the funniest thing around - I'm certain it has the potential to be funny, but the presentation and net effect from others was annoying enough that any laughter would have required a 256 bit FLAC recording at 1024kbps amplified 200db to be heard through an ear trumpet.

    Let me use Mad TV as an example:
    Vancome Lady - funny.
    Ms. Swan - NOT FUNNY.
    Jack the UBS guy - funny.
    Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson - NOT FUNNY.
    Antonia - funny.
    Dot - REALLY NOT FUNNY!
    Pool Boy - funny.
    Stuart - CHRIST SAKE SOMEBODY SHOOT THE ******* WRITERS.

    OR to compare it to modern day SNL, staring wide-eyed into the camera like you've never been on television before, reading off cue-cards artificially enunciating everything worse than an american 80's cartoon while not knowing when to end a joke continuing to milk the scene for five minutes or more AFTER the punch line was delivered - Annoying, and not the least bit funny. (seriously, SOMEBODY take Will Ferrell 'round back o' the woodshed with the 30-06, the man's about as funny as lancing an infected boil on one's buttocks)

    Mr. Pants: You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?
    Edmund: No, not really. This is a different thing. It's spontaneous and it's called wit.
     
    deathshadow, Apr 22, 2008 IP