Death of Internet = Economy Revival [Rant]

just heard this on the radio, i cant remember all of it, but, i will summarize the points this dude had, that stirred up west palm beach florida this morning.

internet dies = chaos and mayhem
12-32 year old gaming kids go through withdraws from World of Warcraft and other MMO's.

Ebay and Clickbank spammers are forced to find a job, due to the recent economy burp with financing, they take $6 hour jobs at mcdonalds or other hamburger joints.

Housewifes have to resort to going to bars once again to pick up other men.

Sexual Predators going to withdraws of chatting with kids online, make a desperate move to schools and parks, which, police are there waiting.

Shoppers resort to going to stores once again, driving the price and demand for oil up to $4 a gallon, quickly reverted to $3 by a different president.

Singles begin to raid mental health institutions, due to depression from not being able to find that special person on eharmony or myspace.

2 Months pass, the world is in utter chaos, cities destroyed, politicans get replaced by better acting counterparts, military polices cities. Anarchy is rampant.

2 Months go by, governments and militaries reform to correct the mistakes and damages made by the riots and anarchy. Reconstruction of cities begins, tripleing the current construction employment needs, military doubles in size, and all evens back out.

Thought it was funny and head to share it with you guys

 

That actually sounds pretty realistic.. I'd probably commit suicide if the internet were to die..

 

hehe ya like i said i thought it was good enough to share here. the guy was like 1000x better to hear than what i was able to throw up from memory.

 

Without internet i will be dead .....

 

without internet we could all get those short wave radios that all the racists, cults, and activists use, and spam "WTS ad space on such and such frequency" or "WTT Hot Celebrity Sex Clips", would be lots of fun. wait we have tv i forgot about that, since it is so 1990's and all, does anyone have a tv anymore? sorry too much fun to pass up.

 

I would lose around 10 kilos if not for the Internet. Oh and less porn

 

ok. i hope internet falls after i'll have 2-3 houses, 3 fancy cars and dozens of money in my bank account.

if internet falls then, i'll live happily for the rest of my life.